LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, the pickleball court was a BATTLEFIELD today - Tom and Mark! WHAT A MATCH! Tom came out SWINGING, leaving Mark in the dust with a DOMINATING 11-4, 11-0 victory! Tom's performance was like watching Michael Jordan in Space Jam - UNSTOPPABLE!

Mark needed Google Maps to find a point today! He played like he'd never seen a pickleball court before - OH WAIT! It was a masterclass in pickleball execution by Tom as he swept through the games with precision and power. That 11-0 game was a true NO-PERFORMANCE from Mark, who seemed more like a spectator than an opponent!

The final score was a statement - Tom didn't just win, HE ERASED Mark from existence! A massive shoutout to Tom for this pickleball masterpiece! END OF BROADCAST! Until the next EPIC SHOWDOWN - PEACE OUT!